SUCKER PUNCHED!!!!
On a lighter note, we now have an Archive Section added to the site.
And on an even lighter note, I’m sure plenty of you have seen this. But for those of you that haven’t, this video is pretty cool. It’s called: PORK CHOP.
Tangent Time! So, I was recently asked by my nine year old daughter to make the next iPad doodle I do for Bully’s Bully, involve My Little Pony. Even though I agreed, the way it came to be was quite educational. For me, that is. Here’s how it all played out:
Daughter: Dad, can you make the next Bully’s Bully doodle with MLP?
Dad: Sure thing. That sounds like fun.
Daughter: I would like for you to draw….
Dad (interrupts): No no no…I’ve got this! I know which one is your favorite pony.
Daughter: ….but….
Dad (interrupts again): I’m telling you, I’ve got this. It’s the one with wings, right?
Daughter: Yes Dad, but….
Dad (interrupts yet again): Okay so why don’t you come back in about 15 minutes for your request. I’ll make it extra cool with a side of sprinkles. (winks)
Daughter: Okay Dad.
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
Dad: Ok here ya go! I made it extra cool just for you kiddo!
Daughter (Blank stare followed by a fake half smile): Thanks. It looks neat.
Dad: Neat?
Daughter: Yeah, it’s neat.
Dad: You never say it’s just…neat. What’s wrong with it?
Daughter: It’s not my favorite pony.
Dad: But you like the one with wings right?
Daughter: Yes, but there’s more than one with wings. I tried to tell you, but you kept cutting me off.
Dad (tail between legs): Oh…
Daughter: Yeah, my favorite is Rainbow Dash. That’s not who you drew. But it still looks great, Dad. (Kisses my cheek and skips away)
Dad (blank stare): Sigh….
And there you have it. It’s obvious now that I need to educate myself a little more on the MLP universe. All that aside, you can see the doodle below. I call it, “My Wrong Pony”
Does this turn into a “Bully the Dragon” moment?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BullyingADragon
Is the bully suffering from a case of Suicidal Overconfidence?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuicidalOverconfidence
Is young BB a Pint Sized Powerhouse?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PintsizedPowerhouse
Have I been reading TVTropes far too often lately?
Oww!
Ouch! And just how is she going to deal with a bully three times her size?
As I watch this I wonder what happened with the guy in the boat? Was fishing more important than seeing why there’s a fully clothed child in the water with a basket of puppies?
I know this is just a story and all but my mind just goes there.
@Melkior: Nah…you’ve just been getting your daily recommended dose of TvTropes. All is well.
@ExPaladin: My exact thoughts.
@Kasekine: My guess is that she’s gonna tap into her inner Chuck Norris.
@Syn: I’m actually glad that your mind goes there. It helps us better our product (for future pages).
This is an especially interesting comic for me, seeing as how I was bullied pretty much my entire school career.
I like that you aren’t making it easy for her. Go BB! Go!
I suspect that she has the ability to share the suffering of others upon those who prey on the weak. Meaning that bully is gonna find just what it feels like to drown.
Like a puppy.
That can’t swim.
@syn: I noticed the guy in the boat as well and wondered if he’s going to stick his oar in (sorry, the pun was too obvious for me to resist).
NOOOOOOOO
And also, stop interrupting your daughter when she’s trying to tell you something. AKA, The Lesson Every Parent Should Learn But Hardly Any Has.
Sheesh, don’t you know that Rainbow Dash is EVERYONE’s favorite pony? Well, and Derpy.
@Leoness: Sorry to hear that. I swear sometimes it seems like bullying is becoming more and more common.
@Mariah: Yeah, she has quite the obstacle to overcome. This is just the beginning. I almost see it like a video game. Each chapter, the final boss gets more difficult than the previous. I assure you this doesn’t mean simply “bigger” bullies. It means more challenging scenarios.
@Cherish Bloom: * Puts on Magneto’s helmet so that all mind-reading can be kept at bay *
@Ragedoll: That was my exact thought, even as I drew the page!
@Gray Griffin: My excitement to draw for her got the best of me. I listen to my daughter without interruption, 90% of the time. The remaining 10%, when I don’t listen, always involves me trying to surprise her with something cool (As seen above).
@kgy121: Since posting this, some have claimed it’s Rainbow Dash, while others have informed me that it’s Derpy or Luna or Fluttershy. As I stated before, I’m just gonna go educate myself on these characters so I don’t look so silly in the future when I decide to draw “the one with wings.”
i thing Flutershy goes along very well with BB. They both seem to love small animals, and Flutershy is a rather empathetic pony
I noticed that you now have a faveicon for the site. Yay for cute kitties!
@aqua, it’s “empathic”. “Empathetic” is something else entirely…
that’s presuming it’s a word at all.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/empathetic